Last Updated: Saturday, October 2nd, 1999
And now we shall name the name of the father of Hanuhpu and Xbalanque. Let's drink to him, and let's just drink to the telling and accounting of the begetting of Hunahpu and Xbalanque. We shall tell just half of it, just a part of the account of the father. Here follows the account: They are great thinkers and great is their knowledge. They are the midmost seers, here on the face of the earth. There is only good in their being and their birthright. They taught skills to One Monkey and One Artisan, the sons of One Hunahpu. One Monkey and One Artisan became flautists, singers and writers, carvers, jewelers, metalworkers as well.
And as for One and Seven Hanuhpu, all they did was throw dice and play ball every day. They would play each other in pairs, the four of them together. When they gathered in the ball court for entertainment a falcon would come to watch them, the messenger of Hurricane, Newborn Thunderbolt, Raw Thunderbolt. And for this falcon it wasn't far to the earth here, nor was it far to Xibalba; he could get back to the sky, to Hurricane, in an instant.
The four ball players remained here on the face of the earth after the mother of One Monkey and One Artisan had died. Since it was on the road to Xibalba that they played, they were heard by One Death and Seven Death, the lords of Xibalba.
"What is happening on the face of the earth? They're just stomping and shouting. They should be summoned to play ball here. We will defeat them, since we simply no deference from them. They show no respect, no do they have any shame. They are running right over us!" said all of Xibalba, when they all shared their thoughts, the ones name One and Seven Death heard. They are great lawgivers.
And these are the lords over everything, each lord with a commission and domain assigned by the One and Seven Deaths.
There are lords named House Corner and Blood Gatherer And this is their commission: to draw blood from people.
Next are the lordships of Pus Master and Jaundice Master. And this is their domain: to make people swell up, to make pus come out of their legs, to make their faces yellow, to cause jaundice. Such is the domain of Puss Master and Jaundice Master.
Next are the lords Bone Scepter and Skull Scepter, the staff bearers of Xibalba, their staffs are just bones. And this is their staff bearing: to reduce people to bones, right down to the bones and the skull, until they die from emaciation and edema. This is the commission of the ones called Bone Scepter and Skull Scepter.
Next are the lords named Trash Master and Stab Master. This is their commission: to catch up with people whenever they have filth or grime in the doorway of the house, the patio of the house. Then they're stuck, they're just punctured until they crawl on the ground, then die. And this is the domain of Trash Master and Stab Master, as they are called.
Next are the lords named Wing and Packstrap. This is their domain: that people should die in the road, just 'sudden death' as it is called. Blood comes to the mouth, then there is death from vomiting blood. So to each of them his burden, the load on his shoulders to strike the people on the neck and chest. Then there is death in the road, and then they just go on causing suffering, whether one is coming or going. And this is the domain of Wing and Packstrap.
Such is those who shared their thoughts when they were piqued and driven by One and Seven Hunahpu. What Xibalba desired was the gaming equipment of One and Seven Hunahpu: their kilts, their yokes their arm guards, their panaches and headbands, the costumes of One and Seven Hunahpu.
And this is where we shall continue telling of their trip to Xibalba. One Monkey and One Artisan, the sons of One Hunahpu, stayed behind. Their mother died-and what is more they were to be defeated by Hunahpu and Xbalanque.
And now for the messengers of One and Seven Death: "You Military Keepers of the Mat, summon One and Seven Hunahpu. Tell them:
"They must come,:" the lords say. "Would that they come to play ball with us here, then we could have some excitement with them. We are truly amazed at them. Therefore they must come," say the lords, " and they should bring their playthings, their yokes and arm guards along with their rubber ball."
And the messengers are owls: Shooting Owl, One legged Owl, Macaw Owl, Skull Owl.
There is Shooting Owl like a point piercing.
There is One-legged Owl, he has wings.
There is Macaw Owl, with his red back
There is also Skull Owl, with only a head and wings.
These are the four messengers, Military Keepers of the Mat in rank.
And when they come out of Xibalba they arrived quickly, alighting above the ball court where One and Seven Hunahpu were playing, at the ball court called Great Abyss at Carchah. The owls arriving in a flurry over the ball court, now repeat the request of the lords of Xibalba.
"Very well we shall come with you. But we will tell our mother." they replied.
When they went to their house, they spoke to their mother, their father had died.
"We are going, dear mother, even though we've just arrived. The messengers of the lord have come to get us. We will leave our rubber ball behind here, until we return, then we'll put it in play again." They went and put the ball tied up under the roof of the house.
They told One Monkey and One Artisan. "As for you, just play and just sing, write and carve to warm our house to warm the heart of your grandmother." Their grandmother Xmuane sobbed, she had to weep.
We are going, we are not dying. Don't be sad, " said One and Seven Hunahpu, then they left.
After that One and Seven Hunahpu left, guided down the road by the messengers.
And then they descended the road to Xibalba, going down a steep cliff, and they descended until they came out where the rapids cut through, the rotting canyon narrows named Neck Canyon. They passed through there, then they passed on to the River of Churning Spikes. They passed through countless spikes but they were not stabbed.
And then they came to water yet again, to blood. Blood River they crossed but did not drink. They came to a river, but a river filled with pus. Still they were not defeated but passed over again.
And then they came to the Crossroads, but here they were unsure
Red Road was one and Black Road another.
White Road was one and yellow Road another.
"I am the one you are taking. I am the lord's road," said the road. This was the Road of Xibalba.
And then they came to the council place of the lords of Xibalba, and they were unsure again there. The ones seated first there are just manikins, just woodcarvings dressed up by Xibalba. And they great first ones:
"Morning, One Death " they said to the manikin, "Morning Seven Death" they said to the woodcarving.
The lords of Xibalba shouted out with laughter over this. All the lords just shouted with laughter because of this joke. In their hearts they had beaten One and Seven Hunahpu. They laughed on until One and Seven Death spoke:
"It is good that you have come. Tomorrow you must put your yokes and arm guards into action."
"Sit here on our bench." The bench was a red hot rock.
So now they were burned on the bench. They jumped about on the bench but they got no relief. They got up fast, having burned their butts. At this the Xibalbans laughed again. They began to shriek with laughter, the laughter rose up like a serpent in their very cores, all the lords of Xibalba laughed themselves right down to their blood and bones.
"Just go in the house. Your torch and cigars will be brought to your sleeping quarters, the boys were told.
After that they came to the Dark House. They Xibalbans shared their thoughts
"Let us just sacrifice them tomorrow. It can only turn out to be quick death, they will die because of our ball, White Dagger, a round knife, covered with bone to make it smooth.
And One and Seven Hunahpu went inside Dark House. And then their torch was brought, only one torch, already lit, sent by One and Seven Death, along with a cigar for each of them, already lit. When these were brought to One and Seven Hunahpu they were cowering in the dark. When the bearer of the torch and cigars each already lit arrived he said to them:
"Be sure to return this torch and these cigars in the morning just as they look now. They must be returned intact. " The boys could not decide how that can be done so they finished the cigars and the torch that had been brought to them.
Xibalba is packed with tests, heaps and piles of tests.
This is the first one: The Dark House.
This is the second one: Rattling House, heavy with cold inside, whistling with drafts, clattering with hail. A deep chill comes inside here.
And the third: Jaguar House, with jaguars alone inside jostling one another, crowding together, with gnashing their teeth, scratching around, locked up inside Jaguar House.
Bat House is the name of the fourth test, with bats alone inside the house, squeaking, shrieking, darting through the house. The bats are shut inside, they can not get out.
And the fifth is named Razor House, with blades alone inside. The blades are moving back and forth, ripping and slashing through the house.
These are the first tests of Xibalba, but One and Seven Hunahpu never entered into any but the first.
And when One and Seven Hanuhpu went back before One and Seven Death, they were asked:
"Where are my cigars? What of my torch? They were brought to you last night."
We finished them your lordship."
"Very well. This very day, your day is finished, you will die, you will disappear and we shall break you apart. Here you will hide you faces as you are to be sacrificed." said One and Seven Death.
And then they were sacrificed and buried. They were buried at the Place of Ball Game Sacrifice, as it is called. The head of One Hunahpu was cut off, only his body was buried with his younger brother.
"Put his head in the fork of the tree, the tree bore fruit. It never bore fruit before, but now it did with the head of One Hunahpu put into the fork of it.
This is the calabash tree, or the "head of One Hunahpu".
And then One and Seven Death were amazed at the fruit of the tree. The fruit grows out of everywhere and it isn't clear where the head of One Hunahpu is: now look it looks just the way the calabashes look. All the Xibalbans
see this when they come to look.
The state of the tree loomed large in their thoughts, because it came about at the same time the head of One Hunahpu was put into the fork of that tree.
"No one is to pick the fruit, nor is anyone to go beneath the tree," they said. They restricted themselves, all of Xibalba held back.
It isn't clear which is the head of One Hunahpu now it is exactly the same as the fruit of the tree. A maiden heard about it and here we shall tell of her arrival.
Here is the account of a maiden, the daughter of a lord named Blood Gatherer.
And this is when a maiden heard of it, the daughter of a lord, her name was Blood Woman.
And when her father heard of the fruit of the tree and how it came about, he retold it to his daughter. And she was amazed at the account:
I am not acquainted with that tree. Is it's fruit sweet?"
Next she went all alone and arrived where the tree stood. It stood at the Place of Ball Game Sacrifice.
"What is the fruit of this tree? The fruit should not be wasted. I shall pick one." said the maiden.
The bone in the fork of the tree spook.
"Why do you want a mere bone, a round thing in the branches of a tree. Surely you don't want it."
"I do want it."
Very well, stretch out your right hand here so I can see it."
She stretched out her right hand, up to where it was in front of the bone.
The bone spit out its saliva, which landed squarely on the hand of the maiden.
She looked at her hand right away, but her hand was not wet.
"It is a sign I have given you, my saliva, my spittle. This my head, has nothing on it, just bone.
It is the same with the head of a great lord, it is just the flesh around the bone that make you think he something other than a skull.
When he dies people are frightened by his bones. After his death his sons are like his saliva, his spittle, whether it be the son of a lord, or the son of a craftsman, or an orator.
The father does not disappear, but goes on. Neither dimmed nor destroyed is the face of a lord, a warrior, a craftsman, an orator. Rather he will leave his daughters and sons.
So it is that I have done likewise through you. Now go up there on the face of the earth, you will not die. Keep the word. So be it." said the head of One and Seven Hunahpu, for they were of one mind when they did this deed.
This was the word of Hurricane, Newborn Thunderbolt, Raw Thunderbolt had given them. In this way by the time the maiden returned to her home, she had been given many more instructions.
Right away something came into her belly, from the saliva alone, and this was the generation of Hunahpu and Xbalanque.
And when the maiden got home and six months had passed, she was found out by her father, Blood Gatherer.
And after the maiden was noticed by her father, when she was now with child, all the lords then shared their thoughts - One and Seven Death along with Blood Gatherer.
"This daughter of mine is with child lords. It is just a bastard Blood Gatherer said when he joined the lords.
"Very well, get her to open her mouth. If she doesn't tell then sacrifice her. Go far away and sacrifice her."
"Very well your lordships." And then he questioned his daughter.
"Who is responsible for the child in your belly, my daughter?" he asked.
"No man whose face I have known." she replied.
"Very well. It really is a bastard you carry! Take her away for sacrifice, you Military Keepers of the Mat. Bring back her heart in a bowl, so the lords can take it in their hands this very day."
The owls, the four of them, left carrying the bowl. When they left they took the maiden by the hand, bring along the White Dagger, the instrument of sacrifice.
"It would not turn out well if you sacrificed me, messengers, because it is not a bastard that's in my belly. What is in my belly generated all by itself when I went to marvel at the head of One Hunahpu which is there at the Place of Ball Game Sacrifice. So please stop, do not do your sacrifice messengers,." said the maiden. Then the messengers talked:
"What shall we use in place of her heart?"
"Bring back her heart. The lords will take it in their hands. They will satisfy themselves it is her heart. They will make themselves familiar with its composition. Hurry, bring it back in a bowl, put her heart in the bow. This is what we have been told, so what else shall we deliver in the bowl? What we want is that you shall not die without your heart" said the messengers.
"My heart must not be theirs nor will your homes be here. Nor will you simply force people to die but hereafter what will be truly yours will be the true bearer of bastards. And hereafter, as for One and Seven Death, only blood, only nodules of sap will be theirs.
So be it that these things are presented before them, and not that hearts are burned before them. So be it this the fruit of a tree, said the maiden. And it was red tree sap she went out to gather in the bowl.
After it congealed, the substitute for her heart became round. When the sap of the croton tree was tapped, tree sap like blood became the substitute for her blood. When she rolled the blood around inside there, the sap of the croton tree,
it formed a surface like blood, glistening red now, round inside the bowl. When the tree was cut open by the maiden, the sap is what she called blood.
"So you have been blessed with he face of the earth. It shall be yours," she told the owls.
"Very well maiden. We will show you the way up there. You just walk on ahead. We have to deliver this duplicate of your heart before the lords,:" said the messengers.
And when they came before the lords they were all watching closely.
Has it turned out well? said One Death.
"It turned out well," said the messengers.
"So I will look," said One Death, and when he lifted it up with his fingers, its surface was soaked with gore, its surface glistened red like blood.
"Good. Stir up the fire, put it over the fire," said One Death.
After that they dried it over the fire, and the Xibalbans savored the aroma. They all ended up standing here, they leaned over it intently. The found the smoke of the blood to be truly sweet!
And while they stayed at their cooking, the owls went to show the maiden the way out. They sent her up through a hole to the earth, and then the guides returned below.
In this way the lords of Xibalba were defeated by a maiden; all of them were blinded.
And here, where the mother of One Monkey and One Artisan lived, was where the woman named Blood Woman arrived.
And when the Blood Woman came to the mother of One Monkey and One Artisan, her children were still in her belly, but it was not very long before the birth of Hunahpu and Xbalanque.
And when the woman came to the grandmother, the woman said to the grandmother:
"I have come , mother, madam. I'm your daughter in law and I'm your child mother and madam, " she said when she came before the grandmother.
"Where do you come from? As for my lastborn children didn't they die in Xibalba? And these two remain as their sign and their word: One Monkey and One Artisan are their names. So if you have come to see my children, get out of here!" the maiden was told by the grandmother.
"Even so, I really am your daughter in law. I am already his, I belong to One Hunahpu. What I carry is his. One Hunahpu and Seven Hunahpu are alive they are not dead. They have merely made way for the light to show itself, madam mother in law,
as you will see when you look at the faces of what I carry," the grandmother was told.
And One Monkey and One Artisan have been keeping their grandmother entertained, they play and sing, all work is at writing and carving, every day, and this cheers the heart of their grandmother.
And then the grandmother said:
"I don't want you, no thanks, my daughter in law. It is just a bastard in your bellow, you trickster! These children of mine who are named by you are dead," said the grandmother.
"Truly, what I say to you is so!"
"Very well, my daughter in law, I hear you. So get going, get their food so they can eat. Go pick a big netful of corn, then come back, since you already my daughter in law, as I understand it." the maiden was told.
"Very well," the maiden replied.
After that, she went to the garden; One Monkey and One Artisan had a garden. The maiden followed the path they had cleared and arrived there in the garden, but there was only one clump, there was no other plant, no second or third. That one clump had borne its ears. So then the maiden's heart stopped:
"It looks like I am a sinner, a debtor! Where will I get the netful of food she asked for? she said. And then the guardians of food were called upon by her:

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